Flipping the script on bathroom habits—one cheek at a time 🍑
Because wiping is outdated, wasteful, and honestly... kinda gross. We're here to keep it clean, keep it cheeky, and keep it real.
FRESH
CLEAN
CHEEKY
REPEAT
About Us
Welcome to Cheeky Clean, where we take your hygiene from half-arsed to top-notch.
We’re here to kick crappy routines to the curb and give your cheeks the VIP treatment they deserve. Less waste, more clean, and a whole lot of sass—because wiping is overrated and washing is where it’s at.
We keep things cheeky, never streaky. So grab a seat, get comfy, and let’s make your bathroom habits the butt of good decisions.
Fresh bums. Fun vibes. No ifs, ands, or butts.
What We Stand (and Sit) For
Sustainability 🌱
We’re here to cut back on TP, reduce waste, and make bathroom habits better for the planet—because clean bums shouldn’t cost the earth.
Simplicity ⚡
From easy installs to effortless use, we keep things simple, effective, and stress-free. No fuss. No plumbers. Just a better way to clean.
Bold & Playful 💬
We believe hygiene doesn’t have to be boring. We’re here to keep things cheeky, fun, and refreshingly real—without taking ourselves too seriously.
Comfort & Care 💙
Your bum deserves the best. Our products are designed to give you a cleaner, comfier, and healthier experience every single day. 100% Cheeky Guarantee.
Sustainability 🌱
We’re here to cut back on TP, reduce waste, and make bathroom habits better for the planet—because clean bums shouldn’t cost the earth.
Simplicity ⚡
From easy installs to effortless use, we keep things simple, effective, and stress-free. No fuss. No plumbers. Just a better way to clean.
Bold & Playful 💬
We believe hygiene doesn’t have to be boring. We’re here to keep things cheeky, fun, and refreshingly real—without taking ourselves too seriously.
Comfort & Care 💙
Your bum deserves the best. Our products are designed to give you a cleaner, comfier, and healthier experience every single day. 100% Cheeky Guarantee.
Flush With Purpose 💙
Every purchase helps support Life Charity Focus (LCF)—providing clean water, sanitation, and better living conditions to communities in need.
Because everyone deserves access to the basics. Good for your bum. Even better for the world.
What if I don’t like it?
What if I don’t like it?
Unlikely, but if you’re somehow not in love with the life-changing power of a bidet, we offer a hassle-free return policy. Try it, love it, or send it back—as long as it hasn’t been used (because, well… hygiene). No awkward questions asked. 🚽💦
What if something goes wrong?
What if something goes wrong?
Don’t panic—we’ve got your back(side). 🚽💦
If you run into any issues, reach out to us ASAP. Whether it’s a missing part, a leak, or something just not working right, we’ll help troubleshoot and make it right.
📧 Email us: hello@cheekyclean.com.au
📱 Call us: +61 423 332 853
PS: If you installed it wrong and water sprayed the ceiling… well, that’s on you. But we’ll still help. 😎
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
We don’t mess around when it comes to getting your bidet to you ASAP. 🚀 Orders are dispatched the same day through our shipping partner, which means your Cheeky Clean bidet is packed, shipped, and on its way before you can even second-guess your life without one.
Delivery typically takes 2-5 days, so sit tight (but not too tight—your upgrade is coming soon). 🚽💦